Cannabis

The Apathetic Cat is pro-legalisation


So you light up a spliff and prop yourself against the skate ramp and you're a fucking rebel. Hold on, a five-a-day spliff addiction in what way makes you a fucking rebel? Firstly it makes you stupid and apathetic and, frankly, the Mans wet dream. You'll sit around all day watching daytime TV and eating snack food so grotesque it'd make chemical Ali wake up in a cold sweat in the dead of the night, all the while eating up the nastiest type of marketing garbage, listening to shit music while ordering novel hats with the ganja leaf stitched on that were mass produced in some slave labour factory in Indonesia. And despite what the ingredients list on those multi-pack Aldi own brand crisps says, you'll still try telling everyone you are a vegetarian. So when I hear the most common banners at the Restore Sanity rally were pro-legalisation of weed in California, it doesn't make my day. And if it gets legalised, that also means it will be sold by, you guessed it, a fucking corporation.